oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

Anonymous asked: Have you ever read a whole book on the loo?

Probably about half of one, my bum would have gone numb by that time and I like to be comfy reading (: